April 23, 2002

There are days when you just don't have anything to say to the world.
Today is one of those days.

Then again - I just ran across these (granted, all food-related) quotes, I thought worthwhile for a moment of unrestrained amusement:

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead."
- Woody Allen

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are."
- Matt Lauer (on NBC's Today Show)

"Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal."
- Voltaire

"All I ask of food is that it doesn't harm me."
- Michael Palin (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)